Tuesday, September 24, 2013

This Will Help The Teens

"Alas! A vexing affliction indeed, this mundane circumstance!"
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Teenagers face a dilemma. They need to make sure we understand that they disapprove of virtually every aspect of life on Earth but they are loath to have conversations with adults. So youngsters have invented the single word sentence. "Boring!"

Actually it's, "Boooooooring!" The word is pronounced in a monotone groan, accompanied by rolled eyes and punctuated with an indignant huff at the end.

Teens, the tricked-up phrase at the top of the page says essentially the same thing and while it's way more words than you're comfortable speaking to your parents, you won't sound stupid uttering it. By all means, roll your eyes while reciting it...

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